- Tested on PC using a code provided by the editor.
- Test setup: RTX 4090 + AMD Ryzen 7 9800X3D = it didn't save the graphics.
- Abandoned after 6 long hours according to the Steam meter.
A really nice guy this Kiryu, a gold guy you're saying, a legend. The legend of Kamurocho. THE LEGEND. The kind of guy who will never hesitate to help you, I swear to you I don't exaggerate when I tell you that he has his heart on his hand. Lao-Tseu used to say « Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thought creates depth. Kindness in acts generates love ». Lao-Tseu was probably supposed to be with Kiryu. You think I'm adding more? At all.
An exceptional man
Still, we're talking about a boy who voluntarily served a 10-year prison sentence for a crime he didn't commit in order to protect those he loved. I knew the cousin of the master's sister responsible for wing B in which Kiryu carried out his detention and you know what he said? That Kiryu often gave his meal to Haruto, a gringalet who was harassed in the penitentiary canteen. When Kiryu finally got out of jail, all the overseers gave him a hedge of honor, it is even said that the director cried.
Kiryu is a cult. It's radiating. He's beautiful, powerful... His eagle look? Piercing! He often frowns, it's true. It must be admitted that the Kamurocho district is crawling with vermins and other rascals, and nothing makes Kiryu more angry than seeing punks take them from the widow and the orphan. Unlike all those raining passers-by of the 21st century that turn away the look, Kiryu proudly advances, the resolute look, the abs well tense: « If there's one thing I can't stand, it's to see a man beat an innocent woman. ». Wow. Unless: « If there's one thing I can't stand, it's to see a man beat an innocent child. ». I heard these two variants hundreds of times, and on every occasion I thought: « What a Apollo! ».
We all have to learn from Kiryu because when he doesn't steal from small people random and others without teeth left behind the system, he takes care of the pupils of the archipelago. Kiryu loves children so much that he even founded his own orphanage! In his last adventure, Kiryu sews at the machine, cooking dishes, plant tomatoes (a sign of peace, harmony and masculinity assumed if one believes in the TV series The Walking Dead) and even helps a little girl do her homework. This is the opportunity to test Kiryu's knowledge using not so easy MCQs (which one of these illustrations represents a duck? Is an apple a vegetable?). Kiryu got 9/10, he can be proud! Or worried, it's according to.
When Kiryu does not live his best life as a social worker alongside the homeless or as a child-mindersman at the orphanage « The gourdine » (« Morning Glory » In English, don't ask me why Kiryu chose that name), he sings karaoke, plays darts or baseball, farts from mouths to package and j'en passes. He's still busy! To such an extent that he worries little Haruka, her orphan pampered all mimi, kind of electrically impotent humanoid pikachu without stripes. Fortunately Kiryu always finds the words to console her at the detour of an A-DO-RA-BLE conversation on the beach, with music accompaniment SI EMOUNT that goes with it. One of the many coloured, disgusted candy gauges then lights up, « Rank Dad level 3 reached! ». We have never blessed contraception so much.
Unfortunately, although Kiryu is no doubt the man of any situation, his charisma and all the libido pheromones that exude pores of his perfect skin do not manage to make forget the player he makes in Papa Kiwami 3 Grosso merdo the same thing, but less well and little or no at the same vaguely rearranged places, than in Kiwami 2, Kiwami, Judgment, Lost Judgment, Yakuza 0, Like a Dragon, Yakuza 4, Yakuza 5, Yakuza 6, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth and Yakuza 200. The system of fighting the remake is here from an abyssal poverty and the least interesting of the saga: one bourrin and it passes.
One has furiously the impression of checking the items of a list of races, especially when the game forces us to accomplish content annex ultra repetitive, oddly grafted to the main quest already soporific. All this disgust of colors, brilliant objects and conversations OSEF had already let go Infinite Wealth. I'm not even talking about the reuse of animations and assemblies seen and reviewed from the last episodes. Ryu Ga Gotoku is probably the most creatively lazy contemporary studio, to the point of turning Capcom from the early 2010s into a recycling enthusiast.
As for exploration, it is simply unbearable, gangregnated by constant injunctions to interrupt to fill an umpteenth gauge, until ecoeurement. Finally, the history of Kiwami 3 is the least well written of the series, just after that of Infinite Wealth and far from the excellent accounts of Yakuza 0 or Judgment.
Kiryu, I will never forget, but the Yakuzaxploitation, for me, is definitely over.
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